I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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