have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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