do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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