I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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