Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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