I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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