Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
we're so committed to being not committed
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
