He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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