And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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