I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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