connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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