Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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