I love black thongs
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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