remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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