I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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