It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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