Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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