Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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