we're blogging at a bar
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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