Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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