I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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