At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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