i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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