erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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