We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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