I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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