used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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