u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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