is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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