let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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