On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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