It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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