Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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