I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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