i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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