Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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