Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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