dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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