I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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