thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
tell me about the fingering
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