It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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