I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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