I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
