My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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