yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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