Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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