how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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