It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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