Kiss
Puke
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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