what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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