We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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