Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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