Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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