mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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