wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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