With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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