i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
